Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u…. dont cry…….my name is nobody

I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift…..just bring someone who ll marry me.

Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous…

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me… how r u ?

Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i…
i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass…..
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass….. One sentence is Enough to break a heart……. One Second is Enough to fall In Love … and …. One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!

A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best
A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r Excellent F – U’r Funny G – U’r Gud Looking H – He He He I – I’m J – Just K – Kidding

Government of USA has introduced
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule…Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

L o n g t i m e a g o… o n l y idiots used
L o n g t i m e a g o… o n l y idiots used… to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues….

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha (In Urdu)
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko (in urdu)
Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u –
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u –
it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been
……….a headache!

U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I’m in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito By Nav D
In heaven together we were in
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”. Stay Cool.

Rose(In Urdu)
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Repeat these lines at least(In Urdu)
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. “Allah k naam par de de baba”

A friend is like a pillow u
A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so…..buy a pillow

A baby monkey asked his mother
A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”???Mom said – Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !

FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.

AM I CUTE? TEST call if im
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous

if sumone calls u cra (In Urdu)
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

R u mad?
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.

SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY(In Urdu)
SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…

I have won a holiday trip
I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.

What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog

IN case of fire read this message.
IN case of fire read this message……………….
……….I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! .

Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

u r a donkey
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young

Suno kahana hoo ……..
Suno kahana hoo …………………
Jaha ho wahi rahna ………………
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ……….
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ……….
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain

woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho………
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao!!

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi! …….

Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I’m still The same
hw r u?…wts up?

Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Husan walay kharab hoon gay;
Bewafa shumar hoon gay;
Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay;

if i need “Brain Transplantation
if i need “Brain Transplantation” i will perfer your brain…
dont think that you are a genious………. i need a brain which is never used before

If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY “ATM CARD”

Hum dua karte hain Khuda (In Urdu)
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than ‘DOSA’ To kab khila rahe ho.Sudarshan

Musharraf sahab ko india (In Urdu)
Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo.

Let the most beautiful do
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight…. But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night….

i belive u so much. i t
i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful.

sirf tumhare liye chand (In Urdu)
sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon.

Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
“MOSQUITO”

just go to hell
just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.

teri sula ke lu?
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.

I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ….
SUCIDE is a crime.

Warning, cell phone causes radiation.
Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.